The watchmen movie was amazing, but I feel like the comic was way more suspenseful
@MattedPenguin, it was fantastic. Did you see the extended directors cut?
@Hugh J Rection, it's possible. Can you refresh my memory what it was
@MattedPenguin, it's got the cartoon comic part there and some deleted scenes. It's been a while since I watched it but it made watchmen my fav comic book film
@Hugh J Rection, I do remember that! That's was amazing
@MattedPenguin, they were both great, but the was one thing about the comic that bugged me.
Blue penis. So much blue penis.
@MattedPenguin, I like the movie's ending better, though. I felt like the comic ended Owl and Spectre's plotlines on a weird note.
What's a nonbeliever to a Jewish bear?
@TrueJewBear, Do you only eat kosher nonbelievers?
@TrueJewBear, are nonbelievers healthy?
@Bearachnid, Yeah, we're not filled with bullshjt. I'm just kidding, believe whatever you want, just don't kill anyone because of it.
@Gollum Fetish, so you're saying I ought to eat them alive? Good Ol' Cronus "I eat my kids so they can't kill me" style?
@Gollum Fetish, But. But nonbelievers taste the best...
@TrueJewBear, Sorry mate, all religious beliefs are protected under that statement. Even non-believers.
@Bearachnid, Well, not EXACTLY what I was going for, but...
@Gollum Fetish, maybe I should just eat the guy telling me not to eat nonbelievers
@TrueJewBear, that's what a TRUE believer would do.
@Bearachnid, I see a great commenter alliance in the future, fellow part-bear
@Bearachnid, I forgot to add, "Don't let some guy on the internet tell you what (or who) you can and can't eat! You do you!"
@TrueJewBear, Hey, I'm half man, half bear, half pig.
@TrueJewBear, Hmm, fair point
@Gollum Fetish, "Sir, there's a problem."
"What is it, Private?"
"Get me Al Gore on the now!"
@TrueJewBear, you'll have to take back your insensitive remark about me being a "s-word"
@Bearachnid, You know what man? Fvck Al Gore. I was nice and peaceful until he started to become irrelevant, and made up a huge issue that wasn't really an issue. You know he didn't even know I existed until I confronted him? That sick fvck thought a man-bear-pig was just something he made up.
@Gollum Fetish, what a jerk. People don't really get me either, being half spider, half bear. Lookin' like a centaur what was born out the wrong side of a woman. I've been an outcast my whole life.
@Bearachnid, ok, maybe that was a bit insensitive.
I'm sorry I called you a spi-sorry, "s-word"
@TrueJewBear, you know what, it's alright. I don't mind, as long as you don't really think we're "s-words". Besides, everyone gets one free pass.
@Bearachnid, 'Twas all with good intentions, I assure you. I am truly sorry for this offense
@Bearachnid, Man, I feel for you. If it's any consolation, I think spiders are pretty fvcking dope-ass animals.
@Gollum Fetish, so are pigs.
@Gollum Fetish, @TrueJewBear, I think the three of us can agree, everyone is equally cool. Except the fvcking Croats, AMIRITE?
@Bearachnid, What's happening in this convo?
@LT PUNK ROCKET, sorry, dad. I accidentally created a super alliance between the three undeniably most powerful animals: Manbearpig, TrueJewBear, and Bearachnid.
@LT PUNK ROCKET, Also I'm spreading the word about Croats.
@Bearachnid, I've never been so proud!
@LT PUNK ROCKET, do I get to sleep indoors tonight?
@Bearachnid, Excuse my ignorance, but what is a Croat?
@Bearachnid, Absolutely! As long as you don't Shjt on the dead animal corpse like last time. I was saving that for later.
@Gollum Fetish, an ethnic group mainly found in Croatia which is an Eastern European nation. The nearby Slovaks believe they assisted the Nazis. Prolly did knowing them nasty Croats, AMIRITE?!
@Bearachnid, I'm sorry, but I'm not aware enough of the subject to give an honest opinion.
@Gollum Fetish, it's a joke, dude.
@Bearachnid, Hey man, I take jokes seriously. You can't break character until the joke is exhausted.
@Gollum Fetish, what joke? I'm being serious! Fvck the Croats!
@Bearachnid, If Croats are anything like Al Gore, then I'm in too. FVCK THE CROATS!
@Gollum Fetish, YEAH! I mean, most of them are humans, so's Al Gore. Close enough!
@Bearachnid, Well I'm half human, so FVCK THE OTHER HALF OF THE HUMANS!
@Gollum Fetish, pretty sure the Croats are mostly the other half.
@Bearachnid, Ok, good
The watchmen was a great movie
@Cbaner, it really is. It's one of the most underrated comic book movies that was far ahead of its time.
@Jared Leto, I think that it was not liked by everyone because dark knight just came out year before and so did iron man.
@Hugh J Rection, I don't really see who they would effect Watchmen
Wow I had forgotten about this movie until now
@SpasmChasm, I need to watch it again
What is a nonbeliever to a belieber?
@Mendicant Bias, a sane person
@KeKesUHaulFacility , still listening to orange channel so I'm not mad
The same as Kanye's bank account
What's a goon to a goblin
Isn't this a song or something? What is this?
@Superior Cotton, no church in the wild is the song