Quick Tip: Don’t wear a bra with an underwire through TSA, or you WILL get the groping of a lifetime. Or do, if you’re lonely, but understand they don’t buy you dinner first.
@Kamitha, how do you know? Tell us where and how long the TSA touched you
@megamanx181x, *sobs* hand me the doll and I’ll show you.
@Kamitha, *hands over inflatable blond sex doll*
@megamanx181x, That’s so nice of you to let me use your girlfriend for this demonstration!
*points to body parts while carefully avoiding sticky spots*
@Kamitha, how dare you!!!! Hahahahaha
@megamanx181x, Oh, I dare. ;)
@Kamitha, I’m almost lonely enough for that, but it would be hard to explain, being a guy and all that
@Commandshark, You do what you gotta do in this world...
@Kamitha, Too bad it would be a guy groping, so I’ll pass
@Commandshark, Close your eyes tight enough and they can be anything you want.
@Kamitha, i have D's. Wearing a non-wired bra is not an option lol
@PunnyBaker, Ooooo that’s a bummer :( They must love you at TSA.
@Kamitha, That sounds kinda rapey, not gonna lie
@Commandshark, Yeah...maybe just a tad.
@Kamitha, I guess it’s action though, which is more than I’d ever get otherwise
@Commandshark, I’m sure you’re a really cool shark who has a lot to offer girl sharks...don’t give up! Just keep swimming
@Kamitha, as a guy, I’ll try my best
@Kamitha, It feels like I’m alone in an aquarium rather than an ocean full of sharks
@Commandshark, at least you're not fat like me which means I get groped on every flight no matter what i wear
@Kamitha, I’ve always worn a bra with underwire and have never had an issue 🤷♀️
@kittenmaster12, well what the heck?! I must just have the face of a villain.
@Kamitha, last time I went through I forgot my belt and left it on. So the scanner picked up something metal right above my crotch. TSA guy was like “umm...I’m gonna have to pat you down”. Fun times.
But the time before that they had the dogs! They were cute and I wanted to pet them. Some little girl in front of me was terrified of them and kept jumping backwards into me when they walked near
@Kamitha, I only wear bras with underwire, and have flown many many times and have never had that issue with TSA
@Salem, Now I’m kinda creeped out...did TSA really need to pat me down or did the agent just want to cop a feel??
@Commandshark, dude you sound so thirsty. Get a tinder and get some action just don't be clingy about it
@Kamitha, both :)
@PunnyBaker, but actually it is. Torrid I believe has some comfy bras. They don't look like normal bras. They're not sports bras nor are they pushup or anything. Just comfy and effective.
PS. DDDs are Fs.
@Kamitha, well, your face... Uhhh....
(Hope he wasn't just copping a fell. Sorry. You can ask for a same sex TSA agent for future reference.)
@Kamitha, i dont fly much lol. But i guess i have a trusting face cuz ive only been patted down once or twice
But what if the TSA says "so homo"
@Moist Oyster, extra not gay
@Moist Oyster, even when face first in your crotch
@Moist Oyster, in my experience..... they don’t.
@megamanx181x, what is this? Anti-terrorism against a beheading with Erran Morrad?
As someone who buys pro American shirts every time I go overseas I understand this.
He wanted to be molested I mean patted down
Let’s go, smokes.