*Suspenseful strings section queues in*
@TheRealDrummerBoyASD, *roombas with generic bandit face paper cutouts come out from under the bed
Oh crap a double post
Alexa: "I'LL MOUNT YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL!"
"Alexa, that has to be the worst pirate I have ever seen".
Alexa: "So it would seem"
*plays Pirates theme music*
@JacieTwisted, I am just gonna keep coming back to this post with more of these.
*music continually plays despite leaving the house, the country and planet*
And then you shoot an arrow into his knee
All this build up then you just shoot him with a 12 gauge shot gun
nEvEr ShOuLd HaVe CoMe HeRe
"You run and I'll stab you in the back."
*Turn volume up to 100*
*Turn on PS4*