You can't fool me! I see you there, Invisible Man!
@NarwhalAssassin, *waits for him to comment, then remembers and cries in a corner* 😭
@MetalMilitia , remembers what?
@NarwhalAssassin, oh good. I thought I was the only one who saw the ninja.
@MetalMilitia , yea, what exactly happened to invisible man
@angrynarwhals, he used to be a regular commenter on FunnyPics. Then he left. 😭
@MetalMilitia , why?
This plan socks
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, 'This Plan' used to be my nickname, your statement is still valid.
Socks are created in a fashion of interest. First small children are skinned, and tanned until stretched and soft. They are then sewed into clothes for the small goblins who steals socks from dryers in alternate dimensions. The socks that go missing are really just taken by the other dimensions goblins. The more you know!
@Fun Facts 101, So, when I get ready for school I put the skin of dead children on my feet...?
@Totally Not Insane, ...............yes.
@Totally Not Insane, no, the skin is made into clothes for the goblins
Nothing better than a big poo, and funny pics while hungover in the afternoon before you go to your 4 hour class which involves taking samples from a pong while its pissing it down with rain.
Hi No One, I am a horse.
@I am a horse, ho a horse im Dady. Well that's what your mom calls me
@Ironhomie, ho Dady.
@I am a horse, I hate iPhones new spell check
I did this once.. ONCE!! Thinking nobody will know... Then for inexplicable reasons i ended up visiting my Asian friends house and she asked me to take off my shoes. FUUUUUU*******!!
Waits for dontjudgemebymysocks to comment
No one will notice? No one will notice?! I noticed! You noticed! We all noticed!
Everyone will notice
You've fooled nobody! I can see that those cupboards are NOT the same shade of mahogany!
Why did the seman cross the road? Because a hooker can only run fast enough in high heels from a murdering psychopath.
Except for Sendai
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
The only fad more irritating than fedoras: mismatched f*cking socks!
Except for the one time you actually hang out with your crush and you have to take your shoes off in the house :/ then your crush just stares at your socks for that endless minute as your heart drops.
If I'm wearing pants, it's pretty much a guarantee that my socks are mismatched.
Notice what? That this is a repost?
My friend sitting next do me is on Ifunny while I'm on funny pics. What do I do?
@Unavailable Walrus, kill it with fire
Bad Luck Brian...Senpai Notices
Laying im bed right now, not wantimg to get up for school.
@Gogeta, welcome to the club of 15 million other kids not wanting to start their day till 11 am.
No one will notice if there's nobody left to notice...
Are we referring to the different colors of socks?
Notice what? I don't see anything suspicious.