"How could I slit their throats and jerk them off? I can only stop time for so long guys?"
So... you're Proctor from the porn version of The Awesomes?
Brings a whole new meaning to the words, “Finish Him.”
Easy cum, easy go.
But hey, at least they died happy. That’s honorable!
How can you jerk them off if times frozen? Did they have boners to begin with?
@troubled panda, I thought the same way... Surely while time is frozen, they won't feel the (alleged) pleasure (or possibly rape) and so they would not 'arrive' as soon as you resume time..
They wanted everyone to have a happy ending before dying. They are so considerate of their passage. Haha