Made her gag either way ;)
@I shjt you not, beautiful
@I shjt you not, Why can I relate to this post so well
@Ryanna, I don't know why. Care to elaborate?
So my fiancée told me she actually had two guys send her dick pics and she showed them to her mom and they both laughed about it. (No I wasn't one of them)
@Pool boy till I die, you sure?
@Pool boy till I die, jk it was me, sorry man, I need help
Yeah the penis isn't really attractive...
@damn straight, clearly haven't seen mine. He tall, in good shape, has a great hairstyle, and is very fashionable. Right now he's wearing your mom.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, any hairstyle that isn't bald is not a good hairstyle.
@InvisibIeMan, I got a high top fade going on down there. Looks like a white version of a young Will Smith.
@InvisibIeMan, (I am totally kidding by the way)
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, that made my day
I like getting dick pics, it's like I'm some judge and I get to decide who's is best. I usually reply with, aww so cute. Or Hey there little guy!
@ALittleFvckedUp, hahaha. Best responses. But an unsolicited dick pic just makes me feel yucky!
@Sorry Im Canadian , Trying to tell me there are Canadians that send em? Impossible
@Click to toggle, They always say sorry and involve syrup when possible
@Sorry Im Canadian , is that the requirement?
Can't relate, I don't rely on the Internet for my love life
Why was this 4 hours long?
Lol thats why you take pointers from those people that get paid to make mickey d's burgers look good through a camera.
@CR13SAFTURS3CKS, my ex's mom did that for a living. Too bad she couldn't make him look better...