I once said during a hug "i can asure you that the hard 6 inch object you are feeling is my phone" she laughed so hard she started to cry. It was my finest moment.
@SquiddlePiddle, that's a win
@The Pun Shielder, that's a hella win
"You killed Mufasa?! You fvcking psychopath!"
@Taquito Speedo, yep...*takes notes for gf* because it is so fvcking random and awesome
@Taquito Speedo, I am Mufasa
@Fellacio Jones, ugh I commented, and then I realized you already said it and now it's too late
"I have the strangest boner right now"
"I can now sacrifice you for Half-Life 3"
That's me poking your belly button
*sniffs loudly* "Ahhh, you smell like prison"
*I was in an undesirable position and my neck hurts*
@Najar15, pic ref 170339
Was anyone else expected normal things for the first couple of phrases...but no, funnypics just went straight in there with the weird!
Some of these seem very much like a Norman Bates thing...
"Tonight...you," is from aqua teen hunger force! God I miss having cable
@Francios Dillinger, banana hand
I killed your family
"If only there were someone out there who loved you..."
"I peed in a horse once"
Can you feel it, Mr. Crabs?
"46205 dolphin pudding.....hm, the activation phrase didn't work, odd."
"That isn't my car keys in my pocket"