“Help, I’ve fallen and my grandson’s retarded.”
@Cave Dweller, "Shoot him with a shotgun"
@Cave Dweller, if only you had invested in life alert
This is the way...
@megamanx181x, this is the way
Seems like the reasonable thing to do. Like a horse with a broken leg
@seeUpee, exactly. Cant bake pies anymore nana? Well thats too bad, its off to the glue factory fer ya.
Inuit would leave the elderly on the ice when they could no longer keep up....so.....
See, murder weapon
Guns are bad
Considering hospital bills and insurance fees, this comes off a bit cheaper
You only call 911 to have them send an ambulance.
As a Texan can confirm if you call 911 it’s actually just a hotline for funeral services