pointing at the future
Fake it till you make it
@Salem, Fail it till you nail it.
@Salem, my cousin did that all throughout college and he somehow landed a really good job. So that’s pretty solid advice
Have you tried prostitution?
@BigJohnson86, They wouldn't accept my application.
@Agent New Mexico, then tell em you’re gonna apply deez nuts to they face.
@BigJohnson86, Isn't that unprofessional, though? How is anybody supposed to get a job with that kind of attitude?
@Agent New Mexico, you gotta establish dominance. So either do that or piss on their desk to let em know who’s in charge.
@BigJohnson86, go gay for pay...
Not only am I annoyed that this is a repost, I’m also frustrated that I have to maintain my title by getting top comment again.
@ImNotRacistBut, have you tried reposting the same comment?
It should be here... but it isn’t.
I just finished my resume for graduate school. I compared it to my brother's (PhD CV) and his is nine pages while mine is one... What have I been doing with my life?
Shopping for toilet paper in Venezuela