Keep my soul
Satan shouldn’t have any problem finding a lawyer to help with the litigation.
@Systolic Sean, Lawyer? I'm just gonna shove that thing back whether they like it, or not. What are they going to do about it? Damn me to Hell?
@satan of the north, No... But I might leave a really big sob story on Yelp that guilt trips you and ruins potential future deals.
Stuff like, "Professional 30 day warranty was a lie, he didn't even make it 5 days.... And he promised it would be ok... Just like my dad... etc." And ill make sure you can't delete the post and every time you check your reviews it will be there... Looking sad and alone.... Just like the soul you bought and paid for and then immorally gave back without my consent.
You will never be able to fulfill your quota and it will eat into your sales margin.
@LaDarkProphet, I'm SATAN, if anything that's a good review. At very least expected. There's enough sin nowadays that I literally don't have to even try to hit quotas.