Where is the vodka then?
@Hoover CAT, the children are actually flasks.
@Hoover CAT, inside the Baby of course.
@Hoover CAT, they're selling the kids to get vodka.
@Hoover CAT, guy on the left is pointing at it.
"See Ivan, the secret stash is buried somewhere over there deep in your wifes vag."
"Fvck you Nikolai"
"You see Ivan, when using baby as weapon, you distract enemy with baby while removing the child support you must pay."
@Lord Emostabe, You see Ivan, when sell baby for vodka, you have more vodka and money for vodka.
I take offense to that
@The Internet Guy, is this the new "First"?
@AC DC Fan, no. Unfortunately it's the new "I'm at the store"
This is why Dad's don't do play dates.
In mother Russia there are mom jokes instead of dad jokes
Haha fjck kids
You see Ivan, the harvest is of much plentiful this year.
He's pointing to the amount of fvcks he gives