If that doesn't describe Florida, I don't know what does.
@The Lifeguard, Florida Man describes Florida
@The Lifeguard, I live in death, where do you live?
@Mint Ivy, I'm assuming you're referring to the penis-shaped death?
@The Lifeguard, hey! I live in Florida! ...yeah you’re right
As a Californian, how DARE you say that about Hawaii???
@SimonPetrikov, this wasn’t drawn by a Canadian... every winter they all migrate to Arizona. Then I’m the spring they flock back to Canada. I-15 is covered with Alberta license plates in March/April
@Rowsdower, Damn snowbirds
How you gonna say that Idaho is habitable but Utah isn’t? You ignorant slut
@VibratingButtChomper, well... It's Canadian so... You say it very politely just like you did
@VibratingButtChomper, blame it on the Mormons
@TheTrumanShow, came here to post this
@VibratingButtChomper, same with Colorado!
As a Canadian this is false. That habitable zone goes too far North. And there are a lot more death states then 2. Arizona is much hotter then Florida.
@Click to toggle, this was clearly not made by a Canadian
@Click to toggle, 90% of us live within 100km of the USA border.
What does this make Mexico?
@pumpkin butt, Satan’s cock... cuz you get fvcked if you go there
@pumpkin butt, Satan's gooch.
I’d say it’s more the devils sweaty taint as humid as it gets.
As a Canadian in the green zone... since when is -40 habitable?
@phalcon , yeah that green border needs to lose about 200 or so kilometres. While we are at it expand the NOPE territory out a bit too.
Colorado deserves a pass!
@payton manning, if Utah and MT are habitable, CO definitely is.
Proud habitant of Satans armpit. That’s why we have air conditioning.
Socal has the best weather though...