Guys I got drunk last night and broke a finger, bruised up my whole right thigh, and sprained my elbow something fierce, and I don't remember any of it. Sorry, just thought I'd let y'all know because we tell each other everything.
@ TouchMyCatEars, yes we do. I too got drunk last night and my friends say i broke someones finger and punched the crap out of their thigh. Dont remember any of it either
@sikkdog, YOU BASTARD! THIS IS MY MASTURBATING HAND!!!
@ TouchMyCatEars, sit on the other hand till it goes numb, and go to town you’ll think it’s a stranger doing it
@ TouchMyCatEars, just concentrate on not dying. You're doing great so far.
@megamanx181x, but the other arm has the elbow I strained! I'm all kinds of fvcked up..
@Swolekage, idk, I think maybe I'll just let go..
@megamanx181x, I tried that once. It was like getting a handy from a retarded stranger
@ TouchMyCatEars, ill lend a hand. megaman will help out too. we always help each other in this community
@ TouchMyCatEars, I’m sure there’s no shortage of volunteers to help you out with that.
@ TouchMyCatEars, it happens but don’t worry, you got this, and how many people where with you ?
@DrSin, one at first but then I ran off and was alone for most of it. It all started with a booze cruise and then I don't remember much after that until the next morning.
@DikDastardly, it's awkward to use my hands so help would be nice. It's been 2 whole days since I've cum! And FYI, I'm voice messaging almost all of my responses here.
@sikkdog, extra hands are appreciated!!
@ TouchMyCatEars, damn , so no eye witness to your actions, and damn
@DrSin, just one to some, probably more but they were strangers, and then me being alone and sometimes pantless. Kinda glad MAYBE no one saw that..
@DikDastardly, but did you came...?
@ TouchMyCatEars, well time to hump the pillow
@sikkdog, we always cum I mean come together here
@megamanx181x, stop watching me without my written consent!
@ TouchMyCatEars, damn, why was I so busy yesterday ! I could have seen the goods again
@DrSin, just come over and you'll get it to see it all!
@megamanx181x, i mean im into the first part of your comment. Whats up. CatEars can watch
@ TouchMyCatEars, hope you get well soon so you can have some alone time, in the meantime @DrSin right her a prescription for a vibrating toy that will be drone delivered so she can use it until she is a 100% again
@sikkdog, I'm so fvcking ready
@Ray213, thank you! Something handsfree would be great!
@ TouchMyCatEars, a sybian ride would be perfect
@sikkdog, OH MY GOD, YEEEESSSSS!!!!!
@ TouchMyCatEars, honestly I want to but work ... it’s super important
@DrSin, oh .. alright .
@ TouchMyCatEars, girl !!!! I need money! I just moved into a new home , plus I work for sports and right now it’s do or die! I get Covid tested a ton! So I wouldn’t be able to perform with all the pressure
@DrSin, ok, ok, I get it Doc. Can you get me a job rubbing down the guys with oil after the their games???
@ TouchMyCatEars, if your streaming it online isn’t that consent??
@megamanx181x, but I did not receive your payment
@ TouchMyCatEars, my advise you see a doctor, a psychologist and an exorcist. Even at the same time if that's possible
@ TouchMyCatEars, their massage therapist does need a replacement
@ TouchMyCatEars, the check is in the mail, trust me
@megamanx181x, thirst for you? Ok
@DrSin, always thirsty...
@megamanx181x, I have to be, as the father of lust , how do you think they came to be
@ TouchMyCatEars, yeah, we're family.
@Tis but a scratch, yea, you my bro-bro!
or kissin cousin?
@ TouchMyCatEars, why not both ?
@ TouchMyCatEars, neither of your hands can do the job now? Gotta ask some friends I guess. And train them too. Bummer.
The melody is majestic...
This is snot funny.
Anyone else see a set of boobs in the nose?