There's one thing that I learned with video games, never shoot your horse when you ride him
@ReallyFrenchBaguette, or your girlfriend for that matter
@ReallyFrenchBaguette, you'd think that would be obvious
Guy: "We need to do well out there, break a leg kiddo."
Horse: "Not even remotely funny, Brad."
Guy: "you're the glue that keeps us together"
Horse: "Brad. Fvck you."
I miss something? The horses leg broken? What's the gun for? Why is he running Towards the gun? It's not an apple. Or even a cartoon carrot. (Hint: horses love apples and apple cores. And horse babes like a guy who knows about horses. But I steer clear of horse babes. Do what you want with my knowledge. It is now yours.)