Good thing zombies aren’t real just like Coronavirus. Change my mind.
NOTE: THIS IS SATIRE AND NOT A REFLECTION OF MY VIEWS. THIS DISCLAIMER IS TO MAKE SURE YOU PEOPLE DON’T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY AND TO COMPLETELY RUIN THIS JOKE.
@Chief Poundserhard, good thing you clarified it... I almost got triggered
@seeUpee, I’m still triggered! REEE!!
@Natural Sarcasm , WTF IS THIS? Is that Azul Sleeping? Awwwwwwwww! Oh wow, his paws are huge, as big as his snout. Was not expecting that for some reason. Does he stomp when he walks at night?
@seeUpee, that’s puppy blue! From almost 10 years ago, I just recently came across this picture. He’s like 3 months old in this photo and he would pass out hard on that metal dolly cause it was nice and cold
@Natural Sarcasm , so he was still a puppy... explains the big ass paws... great picture man! He is a beauty! I was almost about to judge you on his bed ahahahah.
@seeUpee, haha he had all the best spots to choose from but he’d nap so hard on the coldest surface
@Chief Poundserhard, pussy take the downvotes like a man.
Zombies are more believable than this horse crap virus...
@CocoasBro, I was never taught failure in my upbringing, so to hedge against any disappointment in life, I don’t take any risk. That’s also why I don’t have mirrors at my house.
@Chief Poundserhard, no one on here will remember who you are after downvoting you. So heres a perfect place to learn to fail.
@CocoasBro, Pepperidge Farm Remembers
@Chief Poundserhard, coward
@Chief Poundserhard, we should have a conversation about this over some bath salts.
@Chief Poundserhard, it’s sad that u have to add that but the real joke is that u think the corona virus isn’t fake because the corona virus is as real as the earth being round
@seeUpee, @Natural Sarcasm dogs are best. You guys make me wanna upload mine
I'm sus of @Chief Poundserhard, I'm voting them
@DrawinAblank, you should!
@Chief Poundserhard, how dare you make a joke on an app for memes and jokes!!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
@Chief Poundserhard, dude not going to lie, it's nearly 5am where I'm at and my dead @ss tired brain read mirrors as minors. I thought holy shįt that's dark. Have the up vote, cause I'm crosseyed and the laugh made me feel like a two year old.
@DrawinAblank, Hell yeah! Do it!
@ThePandaPool , those days are behind me, but I’ll do PCP with you. It’s healthier.
Well, the thing is that these people wouldn’t see a reason to hide the zombie bite because they would think it’s not dangerous at all. They’d ask for someone to stitch it up.
@AceWolf456, they’d flip out and be like u telling me to leave the group because I’ve been bitten is a violation of my rights... society has gotten to the point that ppl think that their individual rights or opinions or feelings or whatever is more important then everyone else’s put together since when is it ok to satisfy 1 overly sensitive person over hundreds or thousands or even millions of people
@bobbylupo, an individual’s rights are more important than the group’s rights, otherwise we aren’t free. The USA is free or it’s supposed to be. If you don’t want freedom, go somewhere else.
The indoctrination is complete, move to phase 3, remove the rest of the rights
“I agree that not getting bit by zombies is the most effective way to stop the spread... but me getting bit by a zombie is a personal choice and one that I’ll keep to myself”
I’d argue the opposite. People who don’t wear masks are open about their lack of concern. People who wear them when it’s not necessary show that they fear disease and are willing to do anything in an attempt to live longer
@BigJohnson86, you’ve got a good understanding of human nature.
Take no risks, Double tap
False. If you had a zombie bite people would persecute you until they captured you. If you don’t wear a mask they’ll just pout at you behind their pout masked face.
I don't wear a mask and I wouldn't hide my bite...I would go out in a blaze of glory taking as many of them down with me as I could.
@Droppaduse, as many of who?... cause it sounds like you’re talking zombies... I wanna believe ... you’re *reaches for phone*... talking about... *begins dialing*... zombies.
There’s a slight difference if ppl know that you’ve been bitten by a zombie they will instantly kill u
Covid-19 is being proven over and over to be less and less....i cant quote any studies to back my claim but they are out there in plain view. Up to 90% of tests may be false positives. Some deaths from covid-19 have been proven to be falsified, and the cdc said that only about 10k people have died from covid-19 alone. The rest of the deaths were mainly people susceptible to respiratory illness and of that there was a high percentage of elderly who wouldve otherwise been susceptible to a common cold.
Feel free to debate me and such but again i cant cite any sources.
@MMSieBreeze, all of that is speculation.
@MMSieBreeze, well the CDC said only 6% died from covid alone while 94% died well also being afflicted with 2 or more *serious* illnesses. So yes I agree the number is a lot lower than 200k but definitely not just 10k. Also these numbers are directly on the CDC website. (misspelled while.... sorry lol)
@Cyriac, 6% of what? Clarity is important.
@Your Waifu, deaths
@Cyriac, still not quite specific enough. All deaths? Deaths due to the virus? Deaths since the start of quarantine?
@Cyriac, thing is, you have to ask a question. Those 94% of deaths having comorbidities. Would they have died if they hadn’t caught Covid?
@Cloverleaf, of the 200k deaths attributed to covid 94% had other serious illnesses. While 6% of those 200k deaths were only attributed to covid. You cant say 200k have x,y,z so that means they all died from x.... that doesnt make any sense and thats exactly what's happening here. I'm not saying only 6% have died from covid that would be equally ignorant, but definitely no where near 200k.
@MMSieBreeze, that is a load of horse crap based on incorrectly understanding this illness. The "10k people dying of covid alone" just means that no other comorbidities arose, whereas most patients die of pneumonia which is caused by covid. Additionally just looking at the number of reported deaths shows you are very wrong. America has had over 200k excess deaths this year compared to any other year in recent history and theres no other explanation other than covid. The number of falsified deaths is so miniscule it barely affects the statistics
@Cyriac, I’d like to support cloverleaf’s comment. There are people who might have cancer for instance (serious disease) who might have survived but Covid took advantage of their chemo filled body and finished them off.
Comorbidity does not mean it was Covid... but let’s not be so quick to discount patients with comorbidity as not being victims of Covid.
(I know someone reads this and wants to say a gunshot wound was counted as a covid death... that’s one scenario and not what I’m arguing so stay on topic please)
@Canis Arktos, I understand that... and I'm not. I clearly said that I agree it's not just 10k or around 6% of people who have been killed by covid. I do think it's more than that I just dont believe given this data that it's not possible to say that 200k people have died from it just because they had it at some point. That is all.
@Canis Arktos, to be completely honest the amount of dishonesty from every side of the coin on all the issues this year has made it hard to trust anything and I'm just kind of sick of it all... I personally know people who have gotten positive tests in the mail when they were never administered one. I also know there is large financial gain for hospitals with covid patients. (I dont have a source here but it's a pretty quick search). I also haven't researched excess deaths at all and have no idea all the factors that contribute to that so I cannot speak to it. Anyway, not trying to fight I greatly appreciate the productive conversations.
@MMSieBreeze, I like how you just spout misinformation like its fact and then don't back it up. Pure 2020 class act. The cdc is working for trump now so of course they'll say whatever him and his cronies want. Covid19 has killed LOTS of people, yes mainly people who already had some kind of cardiovascular condition or respiratory condition.
SOURCE: my wife is an ICU nurse
@Cyriac, and I didn’t mean to single you out, you were just a nearby participant to “reply” to. I will say that I 100% agree that it’s getting harder and harder to know who to trust... regarding news agencies. I haven’t yet lost faith in the scientific community. It’s just too hard to pay off or discredit that many people. Initial reports are exciting but once magazines like Nature, or multiple organizations like the CDC or WHO (funded by politicians wielding govt money I grant you) are both convinced then I’ll stand by their statements. More and more the “News outlets have become cheerleaders and it’s both concerning and irritating. Science prevails though. Hold to that.
@ZeldasHero, i did say that i cant source anything...
@jouze, no other explanation? How about the enormous spike in deaths caused by rioting and an absence of police? Three cities in the us alone more than tripled its monthly homicide rates. Youre telling me that has nothing to do with the increase?
@CellSword, i said multiple times i have no source to back my claim....and as for rhe cdc working for trump... rhats heresay and you have no evidence to back your claim making you a hipocrite....
@Cyriac, there is the notion that recent studies(again i have no sources, only repeating what ive heard) have found around a 85+% false positive reading in covid tests. Which would drastically lower the number of infected and also raise the the likelyhood of fatality
@MMSieBreeze, Why would you state an opinion with such certainty if you admit that you can’t find any sources to back up your substantial claims? Better yet, why would you say these supposed studies “are out there in plain view” but even you yourself cannot find a single one of them? How is anyone going to take you seriously? What exactly can I debate with you on if you cannot even find sources to begin with? Your claims on merit alone are baseless as you’ve already admitted. As far as a debate goes, you’ve lost before a debate can even begin.
@airguitarpro, You can't reason with this. When confronted with opposing viewpoints or even facts,, people will do just about anything to make a situation fit into their narrative. It's called Cognitive Preference. It is an immediate subconscious response that shapes a person's way of thinking. This can be overcome by using the logical reasoning of our brain but it is slower than Cognitive Preference and therefore can be overlooked or even outright ignored.
There is another psychological phenomenon where is a person is given misinformation on purpose that they have the tendency to repeat it to get a desired effect.
With the explosion of social media, the amount of misinformation that is spread, purposely or not, has intensified the feelings. Humans as a species are regarded as the most intelligent animals on the planet yet we do so many things that are not in our best interests. It has become an "Us vs. Them" mentality that is being preyed upon now more than ever and it's scary
@Canis Arktos, sheesh I can tell by the dislikes people dont like statistics on here lmao. And it's fine I like hearing other peoples point of veiw. It's kind of the point of discourse.
@MMSieBreeze, why say something that you know comes from absolutely nothing then? And as far as the trump comment? I am hypocritical there because that's something that can't be proven until he's out of office and we actually investigate it. However its obvious considering as soon as his appointees got in there the numbers started changing. I know they must be false as the number that have died in my wifes hospital alone and extrapolating that to the national population. Which I can infer that the cdc is lying. Which I can (as a non dumbass) put two and two together
@Cyriac, people aren’t disliking you because they don’t like statistics. You haven’t provided any. The data simply does not back up your claims.
@I Are Lebo, I guess that depends on how you decide to interpret it. As with all data. Cant help if people dont like it because of a narrative. Also that comment was entirely satirical.....
@Cyriac, if the data is up to interpretation to such an extent as to have two people come to entirely different conclusions, it’s bad data.
If you genuinely think Covid isn’t a real threat, it’s because you are engaging in willful ignorance.
@ZeldasHero, the 90%?false positives are based on the number of tests over cycled according to CDC guidelines. PCR tests cycled over 33 times compound an insignificant amount of viral genetic material to the point of readability. Put simply not contagious therefore false positive.
People who think this are also the people who think they will survive the initial zombie outbreak.
People who wear a mask are the same people who would kill them self when bitten by a zombie.
Because you’re ignorant 🤷🏻♂️
Idiot wears a mask to bed = idiot wears the same gloves to wipe their ass and touch their face.
Masks don’t work. Never did. Never meant to.
It also looks like the idiot Liberal Blind-Vaxxers have gone bananas over Russia’s and China’s vaccines and have even become “Anti-Vaxxers” themselves since Trump announced a potential vaccine.
@Cave Dweller, Do you believe in President Trump or the head director of the CDC when it comes to the vaccine development timeline?
@airguitarpro, Unfortunately in this day and age there are people that SHOULD be listened to that are being drowned out by the people who ARE being listened to.
When it comes to COVID-19, I'm an agnostic. I'm not here to infringe on rights, take away freedoms or say how exactly the economy should be handled but I sure as shjt am going to listen to an epidemiologist on a viral disease over anybody else.
@airguitarpro, does it matter?
@Funny Pics Janitor, a valid opinion and a personal* choice.
@Cave Dweller, poor “@Cyriac” is being hounded by idiots. Some know nothing but ramble much and others know little but ramble incoherently— all the while accusing others of their own brainlessness with an astounding degree of specificity. Amazing!
They have already had covid and are over it so no need to wear as they will not get or spread it now
@G1ngerB0y, you can get Covid again. The antibodies only last ~3 months. Getting Covid does not make you immune to covid. In fact, the opposite is true. If the first infection causes lung or heart damage, the second infection is more likely to kill you, not less.
@I Are Lebo, I’ve only heard of 1 publicized case of a guy getting it twice, and he beat it both times.
The logic isn't sound. The ones who wear masks would logically be the same ones to hide they were bitten. Those that don't wear masks would be less likely. When you are the kind that overrects, and panics, you are irrational, and will hide it from fear.
Except zombie but actually causes death.
“Oh hey that guy was in a car accident! Corona! Let’s add one more to the statistic!”