He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees.I'm ready.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butt-hole.
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
"Shrek is love. Shrek is life."
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, He called me a "f@ggot". I called him a "cvnt".
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, what the actual Fvck.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, aaaaand now I'm leaving...
@General Zod, shrek is love. Shrek is life
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, I.....I....I don't get the world anymore!!!
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, this is my swamp.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, "It's all ogre now"
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, I'm in bed. I'm crying now. Me face hurts
@Gandalf The Fabulous, that ain't the only thing that will hurt
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, Shrek yourself before your wreck yourself
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, Was that from memory? Because if so I am equally impressed and disturbed.
@General Zod, sheen is love sheen is life
@General Zod, I take it you haven't seen the YouTube video? Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, why is this a thing?
@Geek Squad Agent, Because Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, its not ogre, its never ogre.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, ITS NOT EVEN NIGHTSHIFT YET!!
@General Zod, Shhh, it's all ogre now, now get out of my swamp
@General Zod, my reaction when my "friend" showed me the brogre Instagram
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, I feel someone touch me... ITS SHREK!!
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, i literally saw this in a minecraft multiplayer map on Shotbow.net whilst playing Annhilation.....I muted that person 😑
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, too bad you didnt put the first part
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, wtf did I just read
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, #bestcomments
Every one get ready for the the ogerused Shrek puns.
@Clint Barton, Get ogre it.
@Clint Barton, that was a OGRE pun! ...wait
So I finally watched the "shrek is love, shrek is life" video the other day and all I have to say is WHAT. THE. FVCK.
@Joe Dirte, well, at least it's all ogre now...
GET OUT OF MA SWAMP!
Shrek is love
@Ancient Alien Guy, shrek is life
"I knew I should have got the turbo..."
Not when I shift to, MAXIMUM OGREDRIVE
I think Fiona is home and he didnt use inprivate browsing
Quickly, Everyone! Let's all respond to people saying "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" and spam their notifications! ALL HAIL SHREK!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS OUT OF MY NIGHTMARES! WHY, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME SHREK, WHYYYYYYYYYY!... I WANTED TO BE YOUR FIRST! NOOOOOOOOOO
@Hetalian GrammarNazi I had to favorite this picture just for that comment
*insert mandatory booty comment*
Did anyone else play as Shrek in Tony Hawks Underground 2?
For some reason this reminds me if unreal tournament 3
17 June 2014 #17June2014
He'll fart and then he'll shoot like a rocket
I knew I should have gotten the turbo
Swiggity swooty I'm coming for dat 9 year old booty
Now that's just ogrekill