Once upon a time, I ran over your dog this morning
@Moist Oyster, when?
@Moist Oyster, EVERYONE YOU LOVE AROUND YOU IS DYING
Was I a good boy?
...I’m told you were the best.
@Kamitha, *stares at Ugandan knuckles* "actually no make that the worst."
I would instantly just start swinging at him
Putting my dog down today. Thanks funny pics
Here's a riddle, what's not funny but is the only thing that exists on this app? Reposts! (yes I know this picture is over an year old)