You haven’t destroyed her if she is ready for round two
@seeUpee, i mean just give her some pedialyte and coke that'll get her goin.
why do I still open this app at work..? or in public at all..?
Suggestion for destruction: use a stick of lit dynamite as a dildo on her
@The Landshark , there’s once was a girl who fvcked herself with a stick of dynamite. They found bits of her vagina in South Carolina and bits of her tits in Brazil
@Webbed Foot, I thought this was a limerick like the man from Nantucket
After you’ve rearranged her guts you gotta scramble them brains
Thats gapping, go get an eggplant to finish the job
That looks like a yeast infection, my friend
@Tyler643, and his dick was in it...
Round 2 is my favorite
That kind of action is now illegal in China
It’s just a flesh wound