Hand holding is how you get pregnant, sooooo I'll pass.
@ TouchMyCatEars, phew!... I’m safe
@ TouchMyCatEars, really?? This changes everything!
@ TouchMyCatEars, only if it’s unprotected hand holding
@ TouchMyCatEars, look... some times you gotta make sacrifices
@ TouchMyCatEars, yeah! Practicing abstinence! High five!
@TheGoogler, For cheese sake, put a glove on first!
@ TouchMyCatEars, oh! That could have turned out bad!
@ TouchMyCatEars, Relax, just wear one of those hand-condoms and you'll be fine.
@SimonPetrikov, ever been slapped in the face with one of those things? leaves a bad taste in your mouth, I'll tell ya!
@ TouchMyCatEars, A glove?
@SimonPetrikov, um, yea ... a glove.
@ TouchMyCatEars, back in my day, just to put your arm around a girl took half a year and a bottle of boones farm and if your forearm touched her neck she was pregnant.
What do you think I am? Some kind of pervert?
I thought you were into kinky stuff but this is way out of my league
And other delusions you wish for
Agreed. I'll never get sex...
Girl I'd do that for free
The audacity of this girl. *spit*
So are we just not gonna get the source?....
Asking for a friend