Fight for custody anyway. You want me to father your kid I'll do it without you
The ocean is now your father
I have never been confident enough to throw my kids like this. I mean lobbing them onto the couch is one thing, but tossing them high enough that there is a real threat of injury gets me in the pit of my stomach.
@ThePandaPool , that’s how you know you are a father
Then again ... God Yeeted Lucifer into the depths of hell like a sack of rocks
@ThePandaPool , I work at a pool teaching kids how to swim. I can’t even count all the children I have just YEET across the pool with all my might. They love it.
@Fairy Squad Mother, see that's totally different. I'm cool with that.