The clips on mechanical pencils
@Nudity Industries, I did that in class last week and it flew off and hit the guy in the face in the row next to me. So of course I did the honorable thing and didn't make eye contact or apologize and just kept staring forward at the instructor as if nothing happened, intent on learning.
Like a ruler
@crazysheep, ESPECIALLY the thin, flat, clear plastic ones that seemed like they could bend infinitely but ended up shattering and throwing plastic into surrounding kids' eyes. Oh the good old days
Breaks like my will to live.
How could this happen?!?
This is a weird porn ad
last time I try to find out how flexible my thing is
My will to live
My d1ck with a clutzy woman
Me, all the time with paper clips
Sgouldnt do that to your own junk. Your body can heal from some terrible things. But not that
My dick will never be the same.