It's actually a cat/buttered toast generator
@Jack Bauer CTU, I laughed
@Jack Bauer CTU, I know why this is funny. Yay me!
@Jack Bauer CTU, my nick name is buttered toast and I thought this was about me for a second. Oops
@Jack Bauer CTU, this was golden
@Jack Bauer CTU, I can only upvote you once, so I'm giving you my vocal approval
No a quantum generator get your fking facts straight
@Peepeeinbunghole, I use a mister fusion.
@Peepeeinbunghole, well if it was a generator, it would generate energy, therefore would not need to be charged
@Pacmanvdl, I think I like you. No homo.
@Hospin, technicaly it is a nuclear plutonium engine turbine so you sir better get your facts straight
MATH TIME!!! Alright so if it has 151 hours and 21 minutes remaining at 6% battery life, that means fully charged it would sustain life for roughly 2600 hours.
@Jim Dandy, time to get a hotspot and travel around the moon while still having the interwebs.
@Jim Dandy, you mean 2500 (+/- 50)
@Jim Dandy, approximately 105 days.
@Jim Dandy, so, how do you use up so much?!
Mom! My computer sucks!
Potato batteries never to be underestemated
Fairy Technology *Eoin Colfer face*
@CaptainSwordsman, Artemis Fowl was the best series in the world. I have all 7 books less than 10 feet from me right now.
@Mathgeek, the eternity code is my favourite, what's yours?
@Mathgeek, I agree. It is the best.
@Captain Britain, My favorite is The Opal Deception.
@Mathgeek, I love those books! I think I stopped whenever Artemis alternate reality time traveled and had (a) sibling(s) when he came back
@Mathgeek, there are seven books?!!?!
What is this? A ten thousand dollar laptop?
Wtf, mine only last 30 secs after it comes up!
Plot twist: 151 hr and 21 min of standby remaining
No, but I have a hamster on a wheel
Its obviously a cat/buttered toast generator.
@My Little Porno, woooow dude
@My Little Porno, srsly?
*still dies after 2 minutes*
The clocks that time your remaining battery life are as reliable as the ones that predict when your download will finish
NO it's a chocolate milk generator
Imagine how long it took to get the battery that low
Jesus mine only lasts an hour an a half.... I'm jealous
I wish I did, oh wait it doesn't matter my computer doesn't work anyways.
Ugggghhhhh the battery life is so shorrrrtttttt. Why do you do this to me?
It's the tardis computer
This is usually the opposite of what happens.