We had a storm here and like a third of my Halloween decorations blew away :(
@K1l, would you like to borrow a mummified corpse of my ex?
@K1l, do a go fund me and I’ll contribute
@K1l, I'm sorry that sucks
@K1l, Well, what's scarier that a skeleton hanging from a tree? A flying skeleton hanging from a tree.
@K1l, someone stole my neighbors decorations so they made this big sign asking for that person to bring them back and that they wouldn't be mad. And then someone stole that sign.
@DiSoNeGuY, I appreciate the gesture but I already have one of those
@K1l, that's a legitimate tragedy, man.
@ TouchMyCatEars, you have to pretend to be a decoration, and when they try to steal you, beat them with a pipe
@J3ster, oh damn that shjt just might work!
@K1l, hoisting or north East?
Child skeletons are in this year
Thanks for the super flu, goddamn overvaxxers