Fire trucks are Russian around? Circles are round! Circles are also shapes. And what's another shape? The triangle! Therefore fire trucks are part of the illuminati!
@Weiss, illuminati is symbolised by a triangle, triangle has 3 sides, half life 3 confirmed.
@Weiss, @Weiss, illuminati sounds like Bugatti. Bugatti's headquarters is in France. The French fought off the British in the American Revolutionary War. General Mills cereal is in America. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is made by General Mills. Do you know what this means?! The reason kids love cinnamon toast crunch is because fire trucks are red!! *explodes*
@Weiss, *X-Files theme plays*
@Weiss, congrats on the approval by draco
Ask siri this and she'll give you this answer. Its from monty python
@HeroOfFunnypics, also on Samsung phones with s voice
@HeroOfFunnypics, yeah but siri says "queen Elizabeth was a ruler" instead of has, which makes more sense because they don't use inche
If you're a Russian to the bathroom, what are you once you get there? European!
@Tsaltydog, Russian to the bathroom and there's no time for Stalin.
Queen Elizabeth IS a ruler
"Russian around" made me think of "somebody told me" by the Killers
@origamiguyljb, Well somebody told me that you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year. It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
@Legolas Thranduilion, SAAAVE YOOOUUURSEEELF FOR MEEEE!
@origamiguyljb, it's actually Pace yourself for me
@origamiguyljb, I said maybe, baby, please
But I just don't know now
When all I want to do is try
@Legolas Thranduilion, fvck, it's been a while since I heard it :/
@origamiguyljb, it's cool
Fire trucks may be Russian around but they're still not as fast as jimmy johns
I thought it was because red is very visible. Just like my insecurities.
Every nigahiga video now
Someone come to ov goods and buy me cigs im too high
Queen Elizabeth doesn't have that ruler because she doesn't use inches
@Wasted, pretty much all rulers here in England have inches
@DuhCLion, still counts as first
@DuhCLion, Congrats! We can ship your award now or you can pick it up at 6969 No One Gives A Shlt Ln. Contact us at 1-800-PLS-STFU!
I want more of these.
Was? I'm pretty sure she still is
But...but fire trucks have 10 wheels...
Real nighas know this is a redesigned repost
They're red because police is blue. Emergency colors are red and blue soo... Well atleast in Chicago
I was expecting this to be a half-life 3 confirmed thing
*Mind furiously explodes*