Insert The Office quote here
@batdogsowner, Any office quote? Ok.
"Dwight, you ignorant slut!" - Michael Scott
@Good Guy Satan, “Dwight, you ignorant slut!” -Michael Scott
@batdogsowner, That’s what she said.
@batdogsowner, 9,986,000 minutes. We actually sat down, and did the math.
9,986,000 minutes. That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.
In costumes, and impressions, in meetings, in cups of coffee. For birthdays, more meetings and, email forwards you made us read.
9,986,000 minutes. That likes watching Die Hard 80,000 times.
You hit me with your car.
You helped me get off drugs.
I watch you when you sleep.
I forgive you for kissing me.
Remember to call (You've got to remember to call)
Remember to call (Love is a gift from up above)
Remember to call (Text or Callie or email or call)
Measure. Measure your life in love
Remember to call (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Remember to call (Yeah, yeah, you got to remember to call)
Remember to call (ooooohhh, ooooohhh, oohh)
@batdogsowner, Hi Im Pete, puberty is such a drag man. And Im Clark, I like to eat toilet paper.