@megamanx181x, you ever go to sit down on the toilet to poop, but of course you have to pee first, but you're hard as The Rock and can't fit it under the front of the toilet seat so you spill some pee and have to stand up a little to tuck it under, but then it's super uncomfortable because your schlong is being held down by the plastic toilet seat?
Oh. Me neither.
@SWAT the fireman, oh.... I just force it under the rim and it immediately goes flaccid as I urinate and then commence the pooping
Why my bros will not share a tent with me when we go camping
@seeUpee, it’s not gay if you’re camping
@seeUpee, is the ‘tent’ the one you’re pitching in your pants each morning? If so, just tell them to say “no homo” and enjoy the great great outdoors. Problem solved.
@seeUpee, camping, huh? For me its being out in the heat of the sun at the pool or beach. Hard clit rubbing against bathing suit can be exciting. And no one can tell how extra wet you are!
@ TouchMyCatEars, Ahahah bet you are one of those that stands around the jet at the pool... we all know what you are doing
@seeUpee, yet you still stand there and watch me, you dirty boy..
@ TouchMyCatEars, you betcha. Your face expression are arousing so we just let ya
@seeUpee, I appreciate it. Enjoy swimming in my lady juices when you get into the pool!
@ TouchMyCatEars, is okay, you already came in contact with my semen
@seeUpee, so sue me, I was thirsty!
Anyone else watch alpharad?