the goofy goober underwear won her over
One time my ex came to the front door and said is anyone home “I lived with 2 roommates” I said no why? School “college” is staring soon, she pushed me back locked the door and dropped her dress and said you ain’t going to class. Instant hard one raging one at that
@DrSin, if you don't mind me asking, what's your native language? I can usually guess but this one's throwing me for a loop.
@DrSin, please tell me you ruined her
@Captain Swordsman, he is Canadian
@seeUpee, so, French then?
@DrSin, "B!tch I've got mid-terms, and put your dress back on, it's like 50° out there!"
@Captain Swordsman, currently on medication, so yeah ha ha I am not 100% here I won’t lie, ps, don’t let people hit your car in the snow ......... I’m sorry I am not 100% coherent ha ha ha
@megamanx181x, yes, I did, I do miss her but she got crazy at the end and after we broke up she got preggo dodged. A. bullet.
@seeUpee, nah In reality i speak 4 languages not lying good sir
@DrSin, well you can always remember the buck wild good times
@megamanx181x, 1 year in college ... don’t regret any of it but her life got weird and bad after I knew she would drag me down
@DrSin, for future reference, parentheses() are used there in English, not quotation marks””
@Cpzombie, nope I make up my own drugged up rules
@DrSin, I was wondering about the choice of quotations marks over parenthesis. Guess drug logic wins here
@18bluecat, yeah, I live in a snowy state, and luck would have it, I’ve been hit 6 times in the last 10 years ........ I drive good, others don't ..... I’ve lost 3 cars and some disk tissue
@DrSin, ah see I read that as her being your ex when that happened. I was worried some non consensual stuff was about to happen to you
@Possible Paradox, I would allow it, im Dr sin after All , actually that was college years so Nurse sin
@DrSin, ma'am this is a Wendy's
why do i have to do everything
@This Guy Fvcks, you wan to get laid??
No point in locking it babe my record is 45... ˢᵉᶜᵒⁿᵈˢ
The last thing she saw before I ran back to my Christian minecraft server
I once was completely undressed and about to get down with the girl I was seeing at the time at her house. In the midst of the action I realized I left my condom in the car. It was dark out so I risked public indecency in the middle of an upper class neighborhood. The confidence I had that night is something I wish I had all the time. 😥