So I liked this picture and then went into my uploads... I forgot I uploaded this one.
So Joel went out, grabbed some stranded pets, took them back to his church, and fúcked em, as God intended
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, the church has always held a strict gas, grass, or ass policy.
I'm trying but they keep hitting me.
Mega churches ruin religion, something ain't right when Jesus preached in a robe and sandals but modern priests drive around in a different Lexus every week
@EddySteady, telling people what they want to hear is always going to be a lucrative business.
@EddySteady, which pastors drive around in different Lexi each week? Can you name two?
@Pubmarine Shamwich, Kenneth Copeland, Joel , Pat Robertson, Benny Hinn, the list can go on, I do hope you're not too stvpid to realize that the lexus thing was a figure of speech... some of them prefer a Porsche
I'm hoping for the stress to get to him so he has a mental breakdown on tv.
Spolier alert, if you haven't read the bible we're at the part where the next time God visits anyone it will be the apocalypse. Idiots like this are either mentally deranged, trying to separate you from your money, or both.
Have you seen the H3H3 podcast where Justin Roiland calls up Joel's church? It gets really really weird. And throughout the whole video you wonder which dimension you stumbled into.
Justin Roiland is on the H3H3 podcast using the voice of Rick Sanchez to prank a mega church, Hila is cracking up, Joey Salads is delivering pizza, and Ethan has a gang neck tattoo.
I don't know, if you're Christian in America and are worried that maybe you don't have the place in a more secular society you once had, how about not picking cum rags like this guy as your leaders?
@Dragoon0106, serious Christians don't pay any attention to this guy.
@Toad, well he has quite the following just as well.
@Dragoon0106, that could be said about a lot of leaders in various vocations. It's not seclusive to religion. I agree with Toad. I didn't vote for Joel. #notmypriest
@Donald Trump, he's actually a pastor
@Itzforeal, that's what I had at first but changed it. That's how much I don't care about him
In Osteen's defense, the church had 10' of water up against their flood gates (according to Osteen). If the water did spill over, the church would've been responsible for the people inside. Ive seen pictures where the exterior looks untouched but I've also seen pictures with water almost to the top of some kind of wall (I'm assuming it's the flood gate Osteen mentioned). What do people think? Was Osteen full of shjt and lied about it?
@Flatty, i honesty believe him. People today run quick to blame people instead of understanding.
@ericthegreat, I want to believe him too
@Flatty, the issue was the poorly worded Facebook post. Should've said "service cancelled" not "doors closed".