The sound of silence
Yeah as I was waiting for my plane to Vegas this morning I did this... A very pretty young lady. I was looking at my book. I didn't notice her. She cleared her throat and stared at me. I said, "Oh, uhhhhhhhhhh...."
After staring for WAY too long I offered my hand and said, "Hi, I'm Braedyn." She shook my hand, saying, "I'm Gwen. It's nice to meet you. What are you reading there?" I started talking about my book and we ended up talking for the next thirty minutes. Eventually, she laughed, saying, "I completely forgot to say what I was trying to from the very beginning!" I laughed in reply and said, "Oh? What was it?" She got real close. Close enough I could smell her shampoo in her strawberry blonde hair. "Could you please give me back my phone?" I stared at her, clueless. She pointed at my seat. I stood up, and, of course, her phone was right under my scrawny ass. She picked it up and walked away. She did not look at me again, even after we got to Vegas and I apologized for my rudeness
@Unamused Human, I am classy af.
@Unamused Human, This sounds like it needs more information. Continue
@Unamused Human, hey, you entertained her so good for 30 minutes that she forgot about her phone! That's a plus point 😊
@Unamused Human, I swear, I thought this was going to turn into a love at first sight story.
I need more guy friends. 😞
@Unamused Human, if anything, she was the rude one.
@Polaroid, Yeah, I can't stand people who take up more than one seat with their phone, purse, etc. Especially in an airport where seating is usually sparse.
@Unamused Human, I like this, Another! *Smashes coffee mug on the floor*
@Unamused Human, i wasn't there to see it, but it doesn't seem like you were being rude.
@Unamused Human, yeah it's definitely her fault for not being clear what her ambiguous stare meant.
I know it's insignificant, but I love the artistic choice to use the crinkled paper for generic characters.
Next time sit in the middle of your seat, not leaning over onto her seat, and maybe she won't move.
@I Are Lebo, i didnt even notice that at first. To be fair, the person on the left is sitting way to far to the right of their seat, so he sat where he'd be in the middle of the two people.
I do that too. Cuz I like space. But I'm a guy so I guess that's different
@Prince super Vegeta , what? Scooch to another seat? Whats the point if theres still someone else sitting next to you regardless?
@Sakine, I like my space. If there's no room, obviously there's no point
@Prince super Vegeta , i was just referring to the situation in the comic where the lady would be sitting next to someone regardless of which seat she chose.
@Sakine, ah. In that case, I don't give a flying fladoodle
The dude looks like he smells, am I right?
Damn bitch, you stink too
Is that a penis on the bottom left of the last frame?
I know that feel bro