Follow the yellow dick road
@king trufflebutter, follow the dick brick road
There are penises everywhere in Pompeii, they saw it as a sign of good luck. The brothels were even painted with "menus" on the wall
@Mr whiskers III, yeah, it's very cartoony and the rooms in the brothel are like small stalls. I wish I took pictures when I was there. :/
Anyone have a source?
@Scottles, been there. Can confirm. Highlight of the tour.
@KingofFunnypics, backed up. They even sell souvenirs of penises with wings.
@devalation, OHMIGAHD yes. The one thing you will find sold in tourist shops around the world is
@devalation, penis bottle openers
Fun fact: 79 AD was when Mount Vesuvius erupted; so if that date is correct...
Actually, if a volcano was about to kill me I'd probably want to spend my last moments in a brothel.
The whores would also carve penises into their sandals so when they walk they leave a path of penises in the sands
If it's Pompeii then it probably a gay bar. Ancient Greece was so delightfully gay.
@King Cock, but... Pompeii was a Roman city. Given, Romans stole everything from the Greeks so it might as well be
@Authee, silly me. Rome was little less accepting of gays. Hell, the most common way people who hated Caesar liked to make fun of him was by calling him gay for being such great friends with the leader of Greece.
Anyone else thing the stone up and right of the balls looks like a face with a huge smile?