Wait till he sobers up and realizes he isn't a tiger hunting humans on a ladder held by a bike on a wire
Maybe the cat is a bad influence on you?
Linda, we need to talk. All of these photos you take and post of me looking like I'm doing human things has gotta stop. This is it, Linda. This is the last straw. Post one more and I WILL start drinking again.
(Shoves glass off table)
Hey, as long as neither of you are drinking alone, you're good.
His wife probably just left him