The first girl uses the Oxford comma, that's why she should have the man
@allanvonbatman, Oxford commas come before the word 'and'and are therefore worthless imo
With the Oxford comma:
We invited the strippers, JFK, and Stalin.
Implying that there were JFK, Stalin, and the strippers
Without the Oxford comma:
We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin.
Implying that JFK and Stalin are the strippers
@allanvonbatman, who give a fück about an Oxford Comma? I’ve seen those English dramas too. They’re cruel.
@godricgryffindor, lol, good quote, but douchy Time to use.
Top: You completely avoided your personality.
Bottom: You have no personality and neither does your man.
@PBnJ, couldn't be more right
@PBnJ, she does not need a personality! Did you not read it? She has her tits out!!!
If you feel like you have to complain that your personality doesn't get you into a relationship, its because no one likes an entitled bastard
Can I have one that's like... in the middle?
@Tyler643, without the religion please!
Both are bad
They both suck.
The man you're looking for went MGTOW because he got fed up with your holier-than-thou disposition.
Don’t drink, don’t smoke. What do you do?
@Hippie Johnny, goes to church
@Hippie Johnny, probably enjoys having a healthy liver and lungs.
Though if that’s all she got going for her maybe she should start.
You got it wrong, it's "Don't Drink Don't smoke...DRUNK DRIVER"