Laws are for suckas
This was such a great show.
@alejdran, yeah, It sucked when it ended though, hope there's gonna be a gravity falls v2 at some point, but probably not.
@alejdran, got any 38-sided dice you could spare?
@WickedStyx, I got an infinity-sided one, but I'm not supposed to take it out of its cheap plastic protective box.
@ArchonErikr, beware of probabilitor
@ArchonErikr, What are the odds of that? Basically zero, since 1/infinity is approximately equal to zero. That being said, there is the law that says that stating the odds of a thing happening are essentially zero dramatically increases the odds of that thing happening. Also said is that acknowledging this enhancement reduces the likelihood of the thing happening, and is capable of making it even more improbable to occur than it was originally. It's a little complicated.
(Rips label off matress)
"Including what I'm about to do to you two." ;)
"I'm about to register you two to vote."
He's technically wrong, but he's kind of right.
Good thing there's no cops in my basement...
Licking a bank is not illegal.
Search up gravity falls grunkle stan quotes, you won't be disappointed.