I would hand his daughter 100$
@PortableClams, but then you would be right back where you started
@PortableClams, $0 profit
@MetalHeadTony, i would do the same then steal back the 100 in secret so the father would never know
@MetalHeadTony, I would give her ten percent of my salary
@sassmonster , then the father will steal it from you...he just knows.
@Handless Juggler , no, he'd have the same amount of money
@MetalHeadTony, except now your girlfriend has an extra $100, so now between the couple they have $200.
@MetalHeadTony, you would have $200 for a date.
@GoldenMonkeyFace, he would, but his girlfriend would have an extra $100, which she may split with him :)
@MetalHeadTony, yeah, but that's free gift money.
@MetalHeadTony, at least he didn't lose any money.
Plot twist: he's gay and using the daughter to get sex with the father
Anal will be interesting.
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Give her head
Ah yes, the emojis to tell me how to feel. Thanks!
Im looking forward to part 2
Well THAT'S gonna get awkward later on in life
That guy is now pregnant
Jokes on him, I'm gonna give her oral...