Aaannddd now I want bacon...
@ThePandaPool , I bet this sweetie makes the cutest little strips of tender bacon
@ TouchMyCatEars, I think this specimen is a little to slim for a good bacon yield.
@The Flame War, I concurre, we might need to let it mature because I want thick long bacon not thin weak bacon
@DrSin, Dont you mean THICC and L O N G?
@The Flame War, always, Dr sins likes everything bigger and better
Who’s a little piggy? You are? Who wants slop all over their face? That’s right you do baby
@DrSin, open wide for my slop!
@ TouchMyCatEars, im gonna PORK YOU!
Let daddy get a taste of your bacon
Let me hear you squeal baby!
I can do this all day
@DrSin, I'm almost there, keep going!
@ TouchMyCatEars, The
@ TouchMyCatEars, Fúck!
@The Flame War, my intentions where not dirty, they were meant to be filthy, I mean you want me to fire up some bacon for you troubles
@DrSin, Yes please.
@The Flame War, turn that flame on and I got you
@DrSin, *creates fire storm arround you*
Is this enough?
@The Flame War, you trying to get me heated? Yes, but seriously I’m actually cooking breakfast right now
@DrSin, Well then bon appetite.
@The Flame War, C'mon bro, what do you expect out of the two of us?
@ TouchMyCatEars, ...Sigh... I guess I you're right.
@The Flame War, it wasn’t even intentional it just happens, I just make everything I say turns sexual
@The Flame War, don’t make me make you partake in the slop
@DrSin, Don't threaten me with a good time.
@The Flame War, it’s no a threat if I’m gonna force you, it’s not gay if I don’t manifest, also if you want I can totally posses your body if you want
@DrSin, You can try but you'll fail seeing as I don't really have a body. And what would you even do. I'm basicaly the same as you.
@The Flame War, hot
@DrSin, wait, I thought as long as our balls don't touch it's not gay?
@ TouchMyCatEars, Damn, that's kinky.
@Teamevolution2, prison rules if you keep youre socks on your not gay
@DrSin, But remember, even if you don't have socks on and your balls touch, you can always say no homo to negate any Big Gay you might have caught.
What a cutie
I’d eat her
Gonna pork your wife then?
*laughs in 40%*
She's a babe
For a minute people thought I was liberachi with a new account I say we join forces my friend
Ah, I see that "Satire" is tagged here. Jokes on you, I like chubby women, I like dominant women, and I was a stunt double for that one episode of Black Mirror.
@SimonPetrikov, I think the joke is on how some people call cops “pigs”
@Prince super Vegeta , I'd still Fvck them
@SimonPetrikov, mah dude
Now that's bringing home the bacon