It’s because he didn’t use enough Force.
He's gotta get in contact with the schwartz!
Wow they can warp from planet to planet on the Starship Enterprise but don't have viagra?
@carguy440, They probably lost it on the ship, it's bigger on the inside you know.
@carguy440,* eye twitches
If I came across something that had a chicken head with duck's feet and a woman's face, I'd be droopy too.
@turtleface, especially if it’s waiting in the bushes for you and tears your buddies face off
@Richard Cypher, wtf guys, where did that even come from?
@Richard Cypher, and then it makes a huge mess as the blood drains into the floors and you have to change them.
Wow, his swartz is as big as mine!
meanwhile 300+ yr old yoda over here sportin GAME against palpatine after he killed 4 jedi masters in 5 minutes. complain more obi
Family guy blue harvest scene anyone??
@theboatandcarman, "I've.... Had... The time off my life"
He's only 57...
I have a prediction about the Kenobi movie. At some point while hiding out on Tatooine, Obi Wan was involved in some adventure that involved a time related anomaly, and the reason why he is older than he should be in A New Hope is because he actually has experienced more than than the 19 years that passed.
Quick someone get him some pills to boost his free force!
When that happens to me I just force-choke myself then I'm good.
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