I have always wondered what it would be like to text God , like I could text him "what's up" and he'd be like "me"
@Bubbles5610, I'd send dick pics and then probably be smited
@Sir Bionic, "so honestly is this good? Or was Tracey just being a ho?"
@Sir Bionic, plot twist: God sends you dick pics
@The Tromboner, mere mortals would be unable to comprehend the gloriousness of His holy penis.
@Bubbles5610, "how's your son?" "Oh ya know just hanging around"
@YEE, haha #bestcomments
No mortal should ever play God
@Fun Facts 101, another fun fact from fun facts 101
@Fun Facts 101, I'm not just playing.
@Fun Facts 101, Unless it is for a joke. Then always play God.
@Fun Facts 101, of course not. He cheats.
Hi God, I'm dad
Y U so blasphemy?