*sends a dick pick with it wearing a little lab coat and glasses*
@Swolekage, now THAT's hanging brain.
@Swolekage, I’m so happy I read this. And also so jealous I didn’t think of it.
.... So no head?
@TheButterCutter, *throws phone on ground and then stomps on skateboard*
As I've expressed before, even if these dubious and unverified claims of having such a big brain high IQ job are true, the lack of wisdom required to keep using these applications despite knowing the inevitable outcome kind of detracts from the self superiority inherent to the claimed scientific status.
@Captain Swordsman, not to mention can anyone actually confirm she gets the messages she claims? Like its real easy to say you get these messages to win internet points but like, looking at her profile, I’m not inclined to believe her
@The nOly One, she lost me as soon as she said designing bioreactors
@Captain Swordsman, #captainswordsman
@Captain Swordsman, It’s all a big fat humblebrag.
@Captain Swordsman, On one hand, can’t a girl get a nut without the first thing she sees being a dick she didn’t want to see? And then on the other hand, she obviously wanted to use large words to flex so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@King Adulyadej, well, no, she can't. This is the internet. Everyone is going to see something they don't want to see at some point, whether it be malice in the case of gore, jumpscares, etc., or ignorance in the case of "grown" men who think someone will actually want to see a dick pic. She doesn't get to make the rules of the internet. If she doesn't like it, they have these neato things like bars and clubs where it's actually illegal for men to show her their dicks before she's ready. Oh, but that would mean interacting with people face to face, which is too scary for your average Tumblrite.
@Captain Swordsman, saponification is used to make soap. She’s a soap-maker.
Lmao y’all just really don’t wanna let women have anything do you?
@griffinstorme, They can have this DIIICK, biaatch! 📢📢📢🔐
Jesus, you fvcking murdered him.
@funkymoosechops, "Fermented omelet of a conscience."
That's not a burn, that's an act of war
Gimme 10 minutes of your time and your pussy gonna saponificate
@A Deformed Penis, she was really on her soapbox about this.
Yes, you're not like the other girls on Tumblr
She designing bioreactors in like sim city or something.
Sooo send the dick pic? This sounds like a complaint but she said they’re her favorite
The best response to a dick pic is 'thanks'.
If you don't respond, that's the least they expected.
If you get angry, they shove you off and again don't care.
If you say "thanks" it gets their hopes up and their emotions high thinking that their virgin shaft might get some attention that they're actually important to someone and that your opinion is valid.
Then when they try to come on more, you ignore them.
They're feeble minds will be unable to comprehend that someone who just replied that gave them validation is now not validating them and they crumble.
STAHP!! He’s already dead!