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Why else do you get married, except to touch each others' butts?
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@SimonPetrikov, why indeed
@SimonPetrikov, tax benefits
@SimonPetrikov, it’s not just the kitchen it’s every 5 seconds nonstop
@allikanewashere, As the good book says you should
Him: *slaps butt* Wife: *ಠ_ಠ Him: *does not slap butt* Wife: *ಠ_ಠ
Time to play the bongos
@twopotatoes, booty bongos is one of the most fun things
I do on occasion, but I usually jiggle her boobs because they’re so deliciously jigglable.
It’s there for the slapping
My wife ask “what’s wrong with you “? If I don’t
I mean, I usually just grab it, but yeah...
Mom*
As the good Lord intended.
Why else do you get married, except to touch each others' butts?