Can you imagine if he didn't see that *shudders*
@TheBrokenEsophagus, considering that it's a black widow, you'd be dead within hours
@Thegirlfriendsshirt, I think that's the Australian variant the redback they generally dont kill full growns but make you hirribly I'll
@Box of Cats, it looks like it has the infamous red hourglass, so I do think it is a black widow
@Thegirlfriendsshirt, Black widows aren't that deadly, you'll just suffer extreme pain for several hours.
@Langenator, if untreated the bite of a black widow can lead to death in rare cases but it's still possible, otherwise it just makes you super sick and sends your immune system to hell
@rekneps, as I said it's an Australian variant they are more or less the same thing but the redback is much small and quite often found in small places like shoes (when you find them)
@Thegirlfriendsshirt, not necessarily true, the chance of dying from a black widow is less than 1%. The chance heightens slightly depending on your age, but humans rarely die from black widow bites.
Credibility: major in animal biology, minor is animal science.
@Night Shift Patrol, the more you know 🌈🌟
@Box of Cats, black widows hardly even kill in the states
@GenghisKhanner, I just know how it is with the Australian variant and know that it's smaller and kind of assumed less deadly
@TheBrokenEsophagus, aaaand that's why I always check my shoes
@TheBrokenEsophagus, "what do we say to death?"
@Night Shift Patrol, As a california native for the first 17 years of my life, I can confirm this. :D
Thats an eggsack? I thought it was a onion! You can imagine my face if i were to go pick that thing up
@Z0IDBERG,....and eat it....😱
@Z0IDBERG, it's about the size of a pinky nail so yeah idk what kind of onions you've been eating.
@RiffRaff, the very small lawn onions
*heads home to burn all shoes in the house*
Or superpowers. Slim but possible
@TheCommandoSnail, no you just go ded
Holy fcuk.....burn the house down......leave the city
Bleach works great too, you even get to see them go pop 😈
Did he find Captain America in his other shoe?
That spider is an Australian beauty called a redback. Super venomous.
@Dragondoot, is that not a black widow?
@0MDerp, I'm almost certain it's a black widow or some close relative of it
@Dragondoot, see the red hourglass on its back. That's a black widow
@Dragondoot, everyone saying look at it it's obviously a black widow but they don't know redback is like mini black widow lol
@Dragondoot, As someone who can tell the difference between a redback and a black widow, I can confirm that this is a black widow.
@0MDerp, no, it's from straya so it's just more deadly by default
@Icaru5 XL, lol ok makes sense
Black widows have the red on their belly. I kill a few every week and have grown quite accustomed to them!
@Who ate my pig, granted I'm not here to talk about spiders because they creep the fvck out of me, I just felt guilty, and am therefor informing you that I am in fact the one who ate your pig. Sorry
@voices in your head, the voices in my head ate my pig? This sounds like a really complicated anime
@Who ate my pig, it looks like it is laying on its back too so it has to be a black widow
@sexyvampireprincess, yeah and the egg sac looks identical. I just can't speak for any other spiders so I don't know if they're all like that!
@Dragondoot, Redback fun fact, they like to make webs and nests inside toilet bowls
@0MDerp, it think it is a black widow because the hour glass
No. Nien. Nope. There will never be enough no's to describe this. Fvck this.
If you're married to a black person and didn't notice it before putting on...
Nope NopeNope Nope Nope
Well looks like I'm checking all my shoes before I put them on for the rest of forever
the f*ck? call the govt. you need an airstrike
This makes me happy