The OP must have forgotten congress, all the options are absolutely required
@Atomicking74, you can add the FBI, CIA and TSA in there as well.
@Jolee Bindo, the play is who runs all the organizations and sets their rules. You gotta go straight to the top. Also, we forgot bread rolls, what's thanksgiving without rolls.
Yams. Never liked those things.
@Kinkajou, yams for life
@KennyFlankkenship, we will have to just agree to disagree
Stuffing. Not a fan of the soggy bird butt bread.
@Runed Ram, I like eating the booty and I like eating the stuff that comes out of the booty.
@DiSoNeGuY, I can respect that, for I too like to eat booty.
@Runed Ram, Stuffing is gross. And then you have some sweet old lady going "well you've never had MY stuffing" and then you have to grin and pretend to like it lest you hurt her feelings.
@SimonPetrikov, you don't have to pretend, just be honest, but be honest in a kind way
@Runed Ram, yeah, there's bad stuffing and there's good stuffing.
Good stuffing doesn't even need to go in the turkey, you can literally just combine it with turkey gravy and toast it in the oven.
But bad stuffing is the worst, weirdly soggy pieces of bread combined with soggy chunks of something clearly not bread.
To be clear: STUFFING SHOULD NOT BE SOGGY
I know I’m going to be downvoted for this but pumpkin pie needs to go for me. Apple can stay.
@troubled panda, 3 people, 3 controversial statements. Love it.
@troubled panda, "man f*** apple, apple needs to go"
- some doctor
Turkey. Duck's always been better imo
Eh mashed potatoes. You can have those any time of year
ATF. All gun laws are unconstitutional.
Tough choices were
Stuffing can go. I steered clear of it most of my life because my older brother told me it was cat food, and six year old me believed him.
I do hate the ATF. But yams...