"Daddy, can you sing me a song from when you were a kid?"
"SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME"
@ThatThingBehindYou, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
@ThatThingBehindYou, "She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in a shape of an L on her forehead!"
@I Think Knot, Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
@ThatThingBehindYou, "AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING"
@SimonPetrikov, Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
@ThatThingBehindYou, so much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back streets
@Deadpoolsleftnut, You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow!
@ThatThingBehindYou, HEY NOW
@Exotic Xer, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR
@ThatThingBehindYou, get the show on, get paid.
@TheFriendlyCanadian, all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold
@CrazyManInaBox, its a cool place. And they say its colder.
@apel sos, You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older.
@ThatThingBehindYou, but the media man begs to differ judging by the hole in the satellite picture
@Fisharfriendsnotfood, The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
@ThatThingBehindYou, the waters getting warmer so you might as well swim
@Ijustsharted, My world's on fire, how bout your's?
@ThatThingBehindYou, that's the way I like it so I'll never get bored.
@Kimmy Schmidt , somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas, I need to get myself away from this place
@GooeyBanana, I said yep, what a concept
@cowboysfan0207, I could use a little fuel myself, And we could all use a little chaaaange
@Kaaat28, Well, the years start comin and the don't stop comin
@ThatThingBehindYou, Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'
@DeadlyDan, Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
@ThatThingBehindYou, So much to do, so much to see. So whats wrong with takin the back streets?
*clears throat* "she got a big booty, so I call her big booty"
@Jonathan Quick, *clears throat* PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY MARIJUANA juana
@Jonathan Quick, .... ..."I wanna be the best. The best that ever waaasss..."
@Blackfrost273, wait? How far back? "...I love youu...*punches you*..you loove me *punches self*..we're a loving..whatever"...
@Jonathan Quick, in the kitchen, yams everywhere
@Jonathan Quick, SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
@Jonathan Quick, *clears throat* "I'm in the kitchen, YAMS ERRYWHERE!!"
@Jonathan Quick, "I believe in a thing called looooooooo-oooove!"
"Face down @$$ up, that's the way we like to f*ck"
Pulls out electric guitar and starts shredding while continuing the theme song pyrotechnics exploding behind him. A single tear of true happiness roles down her face because she knows now her father watches good anime.
One batch, two batch
@Flameo Hotman, penny and dime
*clears throat* *music starts in background* "JOHN CENA!!*
*clears throat* "my neck , my back, lick my pvssy and mah crack"
Hahaha I know all about anime because I definitely have time to watch it between my depressing cycle of school, work, eating and sleeping. Hahaha. *Loosens collar*
*clears throat* bitches they come they go Saturday through Sunday Monday yo...
Who let the dogs out?!
DA, DA, DA-BA-DA,
DA, DA, DA, BA-DA-BA-DA-BA,
DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA-DA,
We'll be there!
A wink and a smile and a great, old time!
Yeah, we’ll be there!
Wherever we are,
There’s some fun to be found!
We'll be there when you turn that corner,
We'll jump out the bush,
With a big bear hug and a smile!
We'll be there!
@I am Ice Bear, the way you started out, I thought you were going to start saying the lyrics to the Seal song "kiss from a rose"
"Cocaine, ecstasy, dope, crack, and GHB, ice, speed, ketamine, nitrous, and heroine, mescaline, DMT, mushrooms and LSD. I'm your pill provider, get this sh¡t inside you"
Sing me a song from you are generation.
I don't like the anime
But the opening is amazing
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
*clears throat* suck my dick so good I'm like god damn you dirty bitch
The fitness graham pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test...
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bite out of a treee,
It tasted kinda funny so I spit it on a bunny and the bunny started cussing at meee.
I never f*cuked Wayne, I never f*cked Drake
Our father thy will be done.
I have denied this life its worth
I will not be the victim.
Sickness to you my master
Here's to getting worse
Hope it kills you faster.
Show me how it hurts to rot from the inside out.
This vigil burns until the day our fires overtake you.
Our father we forsake you.
Blessed be his name
Nothing now the same.
Are the Crystal Gems"
Actually the music in that show is genuinely relaxing
"We will not die this way. THIS IS ABSOLUTION!"
"You've done well my child"
I dare him to do the one bite challenge on the girl