Why do orphans regularly go to church?
It's the only place they can call someone "Father".
@Tentacle Monster, seriously dude, how many orphan jokes do you have?
@Tentacle Monster, that .... is just SO mean
@Tentacle Monster, I would shoot you but I fap to you a lot so I guess you get a pass
@Tentacle Monster, does calling someone "daddy" count?
What do orphans get at Christmas?
@Tentacle Monster, I thought the answer was "cancer"
Marry an orphan:
you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
What's an orphan's favourite lager?
"Hello sir, we are collecting for the local orphanage."
"God we called you guys hours ago, how many are you taking again?"
I didnt know the answers to these jokes, just like I didnt know my parents
Batman's favorite sports!
@arealwerewolf, that means that batmans secret identity is Emily!
@MattedPenguin, everyone we know who batman is!!!!
@arealwerewolf, Batman: but Alfred loves me.... Alfred: I've been meaning to tell you...
@Thomas33, Heh. Thomas was my father's name.
@arealwerewolf, oh no! My masters identity is known! Run Emily ruuuuun!!!
Any bag of M&M's is Family Size if you're an orhan.
A landslide in Malaysia has killed two children and may have buried at least 21 others after hitting an orphanage near the capital, Kuala Lumpur.
Police say they are having problems notifying the deceased's next of kin.
I was walking down a quiet alley last night when I saw a young orphan girl, who could only have been thirteen. After spending some time with her, she told me she didn't have anyone to talk to. So when I left her and walked home I felt quite upset.
I mean, what a waste of a condom.
I like to fart when I'm walking past homeless orphans on the street.
Give them a chance to see what hot food smells like.
What's he gonna do? Tell his parents on him for making these jokes?
I he texting batman.
I love how everyone is posting really funny jokes and I'm just sitting here trying to thing of something to say
@Raven1313, Ah!!! Wrong paste sorry!! At least it was in code! 7 August 2014 #7August2014
@Raven1313, are you cheating using action replay on GBA4IOS?
@Raven1313, Raven! How's the job hunt going?!
@Prime Umbra, Ug. Not very well. (Aka I have not looked any more than before). But thanks for asking!!
@Raven1313, Aww haha. Well quit being lazy :P
@Prime Umbra, Im trying to not be lazy, but sometimes it is nice to be lazy when you are super busy the rest of the time.
@Raven1313, yeah I know how that goes! I hope you find something!!:)
@Prime Umbra, Thanks!
@Raven1313, anything for you:)
@Raven1313, what's up?
It's a hard knock life
@Michael Fassbender, FOR US!
dont kill the mood
@twitter, kill the parents
@Evra von, beat you to it
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"I know who you go to for advice" "Who?" "Not your parents"
What did the homeless one legged orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.
Me: knock knock
Orphan: who's there?
Me: not your parents (leaves)
Orphan: sheads tear* a not your parents who?
It's funny because of the F word.
I don't get enough matches to do this on tinder. Every match is sacred for me
Why do orphans love Batman? He's an awesome superhero that everyone loves. Why else?
I met a child in rags on the street one day. I asked him if he was an orphan. He asked " how did you know?" I told him " your parents gave it away"