*bump* With grace, I say! *crash* *sigh*
They should make roombas big enough to support me. It looks like so much fun.
@A pet named Steve,
Roombas are just autopilot bumper karts.
@Sambob, that just makes me wanna ride on one even more
@A pet named Steve, and then we can joust
@ TouchMyCatEars, yes! But only if we tape swords onto the roombas.
@A pet named Steve, all I have is some cardboard paper towel tubes.. guess I'll die then.
@ TouchMyCatEars, i own 3 dozen swords! I'll join and share!
@Dephenistrator, a 3 way sword joust, you say? *snickers*
@ TouchMyCatEars, *bounces eyebrows
@A pet named Steve, note to self, make giant ridable Roomba. If not able, make giant ridable Roomba costume
@Dephenistrator, more like bouncing on your eyebrows!
@A pet named Steve, that’s terrifying imagining a roomba that big
@A pet named Steve, I’ll be your Roomba. Hop on. :D
@A pet named Steve, idk how much you weigh but they’ve got lawn mower versions that have to take inclines so they’re much stronger
@BigJohnson86, If they can support 60-65 kilograms, I say we let the battle commence
@A pet named Steve, I pulled the specs and I think we’d need something to allow for smoother sliding or something with wheel under you to make it work
@A pet named Steve, are they not your size already? Are you sure? Have you tried?
@mas2de, I haven't tried. I think we have an old roomba in the basement, Maybe I'll try it with him... I am almost 1.80m though haha
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid...
Away loyal steed there’s fvckery to spread
Baby: anti-vaxxer's kid
Roomba: measles taking the kid away from life
Somebody commented on all the anti-vaxxer posts in uncut so I'm trying to understand how
Maybe not the worst pet...
I think the kid has been hanging out with the cat a bit too much...
He’s ready for the tube hook him up to a boat!
So long family, I must go now
"When AI is smart enough it will conquer mankind because we can't trust one and other."
"We let our roomba baby sit our baby like a Nanny dog. Dave is great with kids."