Anon gets metaphysical
Did he not see the bong packed already? Dude is just trying to enjoy his life
@TwoBallsoneBat, some people have no chill
@TwoBallsoneBat, That's the joke. He didn't mention the MaryJ. That's the funny.
@TwoBallsoneBat, his stagnant, unchanging life~~~
In seriousness, I just saw this at work one day and it gave me a chuckle
Reasonably fair till he begins to talk about the laptop; that point onward is essentially just pure speculation on his part.
@Ultimatum, when he got to that point I felt like the speculation was so specific that it may have just been projection.
@Mhael, 2deep4me I thought he was just rude
I’m.... gunna go.. eat a salad
Pretty sure it's giving this guy way too much credit to assume he has a girlfriend in the first place.
must be fun at parties
Or you could not be a judgmental asshole and let people live there life? Asking for to much?
Oh god are those camel crushes? Dude really is livin the life
If we avoid doing the things we like for fear of losing freedom, are we truly free?
Good old deontological ethics