I also have one night stand. Got a tongue splinter last time I went down on it.
@apparition omega , my one night stand is cold. And hard
@apparition omega , I have 2 night stands—one for each side. That way, my stuff can go on either side I want.
...and you knew it was with a trap.
Ha. I get it.
Because droopy nosepenis.
@SWAT the fireman, as someone with a downward curved penis, can confirm it looks like that
He had a one night stand with his roommate's girlfriend