That crab is probably super pissed off. Crabby doesn't even begin to describe the seething hate within him.
@Gamasennin, ngl, pretty sure this crab is female. But that's just semantics at this point.
@Not Actually a Corgi, How can you tell?
@Gamasennin, many species of crab have sexual dimorphism in the claws. Males will have a huge claw and a small claw where females will have two, relatively equal-sized claws. It's a whole attracting mates thing, I think.
But I was just being pedantic, lol.
I'm gonna stick my di *snip* OH MY FVCKING JESUS H CHRISTOPHER COLOMBINE ASS FVCK! AAAHHHHH!
@Taquito Speedo, watch out, if you stick your dick in it without protection you could get...crabs
@password123, you won't get crabs so much as you will get one giant crab with half your djck in it's claw
I just don't agree with this shjt. You think the crab isn't feeling any pain having his claw arm torqued like that? Eff these kinds of people. It doesn't even want to be there but doesn't know how to escape.
@Zerocool11, You ever get your finger pinched by a crab? And not like a nip, I mean really clamped in there, even when you were throwing it back into the water? Not condoning fvcking with animals like this, but fvck crabs in particular.
@Zerocool11, that crab has probably been boiled, its corpse smashed apart by tiny hammers and nut crackers and its meat pulled from within. Opening a beer was the least of its concerns that day
@Zerocool11, It's a crab. It doesn't have the capacity to comprehend escape. It makes sense that it would be a little crabby having its arm twisted because it's a freaking crab!
@Zerocool11, okay PETA, calm down
I could see my brothers doing this.
Imma gonna catch you and kill you and eat you, but Imma gonna make you look stupid waiting on me first, 'cause thats how I roll.
Looks kinda Krabby to me
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@DeathAwaits, need a bit of vitamin b to make the day go by easy