stolen from reddit
Well...... I mean if it’s wet and my dick fits in it, I’m gonna fück it.
*hides 7HP industrial construction Vacuum cleaner*
*starts to sweat*
@seeUpee, *Hides cadaver stolen from the local community college*
@DiSoNeGuY, and that is why we had to kick you out... when you started to bring your grandma around to party
@DrSin, so not ben shapiros wife? Even Zeus can't cuck ben. checkmate dietytards.
@seeUpee, I always imagine that would just hurt and make em swell, so I never tried it. Although anyone who watched Scary Movie, and says they weren’t at least a little bit curious when the guy in the movie did that, is a god damn liar.
Well he's not wrong though.
I mean really, how is my average size self supposed to compare to the bad dragon?
@Beggar Mugger, you're not. But not to worry! Bad dragon now offers hellmonster lizard dick as a sheath so you can BE the dildo! *epic music playing in the background*
Just cause women are more versatile at it
Don't forget about the electric toothbrush
Eh, ill stick my dick in a lot, but my boyfriend is getting "stuck" constantly too, so it's not exactly a true comparison
Men should have toys to tbh, if it's not weird for women to have them then it's not weird for guys
Oh my God, that's disgusting, where is the evidence of this so I know how to avoid seeing it.
Don't forget to plug it in on your way out thumbdjck. I hope the grinding noises don't disturb you watching anime.
I can use knives? This seems unsafe but hey...