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@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, damn right
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@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, no, you tell her she makes that dress look tight! Then follow with daym
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She won't value your life
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There's no way this could go wrong. "HEY HONEY!"
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@Ford9863, I was slapped.
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@Ford9863, I don't think you were supposed to initiate the conversation "HEY HONEY! YOU'RE FAT!" Can't end well
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Yea I tried this and I got stabbed repeatedly in the chest
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@Lord Commander Snow, At least you didn't get your left testicle sawed off with a butter knife ..
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Too bad only skinny girls ask this question...
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IT'S A TRAP!
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She will also value the knife in your chest.
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@UberCharged Medic, I usually stab them in the legs so they can't run, then lock them in the closet until they slowly bleed to death :)
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So I should call an anorexic girl fat, if she asks? I see no consequence to this.
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Yeah, no. That's not how it will go down.
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I once shouted "there she blows!" to my ex ... There's a reason she's my ex
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*meanwhile at the morgue* "Call me crazy, but I think this guy was sat on."
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I did that one time...lost my job girlfriend and got slapped
Results may vary.