Results may vary.
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, damn right
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, no, you tell her she makes that dress look tight! Then follow with daym
She won't value your life
There's no way this could go wrong. "HEY HONEY!"
@Ford9863, I was slapped.
@Ford9863, I don't think you were supposed to initiate the conversation "HEY HONEY! YOU'RE FAT!" Can't end well
Yea I tried this and I got stabbed repeatedly in the chest
@Lord Commander Snow, At least you didn't get your left testicle sawed off with a butter knife ..
Too bad only skinny girls ask this question...
IT'S A TRAP!
She will also value the knife in your chest.
@UberCharged Medic, I usually stab them in the legs so they can't run, then lock them in the closet until they slowly bleed to death :)
So I should call an anorexic girl fat, if she asks? I see no consequence to this.
Yeah, no. That's not how it will go down.
I once shouted "there she blows!" to my ex ... There's a reason she's my ex
*meanwhile at the morgue* "Call me crazy, but I think this guy was sat on."
I did that one time...lost my job girlfriend and got slapped