Where can I get this instant sober power
@buzz killinton, it is a technique only a few can learn
@buzz killinton, he heard a voice and assumed it was God and Satan. What instant sober power?
@buzz killinton, let the cops raid your party.
I was just told this joke by a homeless man in Denton, TX a couple weeks ago. Except his version was with nuts, a girl, and a farmer.
@Totally Not The NSA, Well now I am interested in this version
@Totally Not The NSA, hey I'm from Denton! You at UNT?
@Killing instincts ,
@Killing instincts , No you're not...trust me.
@Quoth the Revan, I was, but got released for good behavior.
@Totally Not The NSA, now I am even more
At first I thought this was a math problem.
@crazyazn8, it is. The two boys have "x" oranges. "y" is how dead the drunk and priest are. Using x and the Corin's Theory Of Death Probability solve for "y"
Does the "VIA 9GAG.COM" watermark not bother anyone else?
Why would they post HALF a story, but not all the funny content i know this community is always submitting
@The Vanguard, its not half of a story. The last line is the punchline.
@Ragtacoman, oh then i take back it all
@The Vanguard, hey don't worry about it you're cool man
@Ragtacoman, more arguments on the internet should end more like this one did
@Shadow of Intent, just another day for Ragtacoman *stands in a heroic pose*
This is a horrible joke
They butchered that joke...
I guess God sounds like a little boy. Who knew?
@The Law of Murphy, all those preachers that always talk to Him, probably. He just tells them not to mention it cause it would ruin His reputation.
@Shirtpants, yeah, I could see that being problematic. I mean, could you imagine if God had a really affected lisp? Or maybe if He stuttered? It would destroy the whole feeling of the thing.